The Supersonic Rocket Ship is a wonderful place… most of the time. But even a Department of Practical Jokes has to have a few rules.
You see, to be free to create the devastating humor required by The Masters, it’s doubly-vital to define what IS NOT ever a joke. Interfering with the caffeine supply is Guideline Number One, our Prime Directive.
Henceforth, violators will report to our Testing Division. That is all.