Famous Quotes in History

The Supersonic Rocket Ship is a wonderful place… most of the time.  But even a Department of Practical Jokes has to have a few rules.

Dare to leave the pot empty at Castle Gormogon, and you're liable to find yourself dumped into a dimensional rift.

You see, to be free to create the devastating humor required by The Masters, it’s doubly-vital to define what IS NOT ever a joke. Interfering with the caffeine supply is Guideline Number One, our Prime Directive.

Henceforth, violators will report to our Testing Division.  That is all.


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