All part of my master plan

1. Write goofy parody piece about the New York Islanders’ goalie woes.

2. Get a link on NHL.com.

3. ???

4. Profit!

See, my master plan takes an extra step because I’m a cautious and scrupulous fellow.  It makes it ever than much more a sure thing, people.  Behold:

Check it out – it’s under NHL SOCIAL, the leftmost box.

Pssst… don’t tell them about this post, OK?  (Personally I think Stan Lee was also writing a parody piece, and someone missed the memo.)