2. Get a link on NHL.com.
See, my master plan takes an extra step because I’m a cautious and scrupulous fellow. It makes it ever than much more a sure thing, people. Behold:
Check it out – it’s under NHL SOCIAL, the leftmost box.
Pssst… don’t tell them about this post, OK? (Personally I think Stan Lee was also writing a parody piece, and someone missed the memo.)