You never know when the scouts are looking

An enterprising Idahoan is gunning for a spot with the TSA.

A woman posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into undergoing breast exams at her hands in Boise-area nightclubs, according to police.

It gets worse.

Police said Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

Shocka!

As part of her ruse, Ross allegedly gave the women the telephone number of a real licensed plastic surgeon in Boise, the state capital, authorities said.  Staff at that medical office became alarmed at the number of calls they received from women in recent weeks attempting to confirm appointments or surgeries with a Berlyn Aussieahshowna…

Obviously fake name?  Check.  Asking for “medical exams” at bars and nightclubs?  Check.  Giving a real doctor’s office phone number as cover?  Check.  Conclusion – dumb as a bag of hammers.

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One thought on “You never know when the scouts are looking

  1. Rob November 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    And, for the bonus: Can you think of “at least two” people dumber than fake doctor?

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