Still getting spam comments. The filters have caught them all so far, but the following was so good that I had to share it with all you lovely folks.
People get annoyed about institutions charging them bank fees to access their own money , but bank accounts do have the underrated benefit of making it impossible for a disturbed child to steal your life savings and use it to buy mass quantities of candy.
The original has met the well-deserved fate of all such messages – extreme deletion – but the actual content had a certain charm. It is most likely an actual quote from somebody else, in fact. No way a real spammer came up with this. It makes me wonder if any of my own non-mots have been plagiarized and attached to links for cheap foreign medicine or appeals to help launder untold millions from an imaginary dead potentate.